Freaky Friday: The Best And Most Bizarre Porn Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. The time of the week where we can step away from all the Tom Wilson talk and reflect on how lucky we all are that regardless of how weird we are in our one ways, at least we aren’t total freaks like the people who comment on Pornhub. I’ve always found that the best way to feel better about yourself is to make fun of others, so this is just what we all need heading into the weekend. Let’s get right to it.
Pretty sure Diana is interested in a little anal. Can’t tell though. How about a please next time?
Yes. But that’s why you’re here.
Guess we found Britt’s Pornhub handle. Lose some weight, babygirl.
Coming from the username “isellbitches” really puts this one over the top. Is this one of you?
Yo, a marshmallow dick would SUCK. That might be the worst possible dick to ever have. Sure, it will look the part of a real dick, but any time you try to have sex it’ll just get all smushed and gross. Count me out for ever wanting a marshmallow dick.
The Pink Panther needs to start giving some English lessons to Reggie Miller, no pun intended Steph Curry. Also, thanks for the (without little kids tho) disclaimer.
Remy Lacroix takes us to PAWG GIF City…
Kinda fucked up that the President is getting off to Russian porn, no?
To all the ladies out there, taking a dick in the ass is about the most patriotic thing you can do apparently.
Actually need an answer on this one. Is there are validity to this? I always just assume yes so I eat a shit ton of pineapple on the regular. Better safe than sorry.
And that about wraps up this week in freaks. Thanks a lot for stopping by, ya perverts. As always, any golden comments you come across throughout your journeys to Pornhub can be sent to @BarstoolJordie on Twitter. Hope everyone has themselves a helluva weekend, and remember to stay sexy out there.